Judge to prostitute: -
"So when you realized that she was raped?
Prostitute (wiping tears):
"When the check came I rejected"
Friday, May 20, 2011
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Sunday, May 15, 2011
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Have It All ...
We grow convinced that out there is our soul mate, Prince Charming, a person who fits perfectly with you, that you will palace, you will fill of kisses and cuddles and with which you will be happy for ever and ever.
I have this small and do not doubt for an instant. Joer, is your family that you're selling the package of eternal happiness, why would you doubt the truth of his words? Why would you were going to cheat?
years pass and you realize that this concept of "half" is quite flexible (that or I'm fucking rare) These two pieces of the puzzle, which we call groups do not fit the perfection, light passes unions.
After those first moments of enchochamiento blind, where everything is perfect and wonderful, that's when you start to realize that there are cracks in the structure and it turns out:
- This intelligent person , with whom you could talk for hours and hours, and that makes you laugh is not loving.
- O, that person you tender, loving, with whom you can talk but to tell you to do something outside the daily routine until you get hives.
- Sometimes you meet someone fun, with which you can improvise, speak out, purring but ... that bed is a disaster.
- And if (for one of those coincidences of life) know that person happy, intelligent, loving and is great in bed going ... and married.
We usually tailored to the routine, comfort, or even laziness and self-convince you that "you have the perfect couple" , that these shortcomings are "balanced" other things.
We will give as good " shortages are" compensated "by other things " I pose:
- be able to have a relationship where everything was carefully planned, it had no option improvisation?
- should I be able to continue a relationship with that person you share the bed but the longest conversation that I can keep is "To have rain tomorrow" ?
- should I be able to be with someone who was not allowed to laugh until it hurts the gut?
- should I be able to give the kind of sex I like to stay with a person?
- should I be able ...
Honestly, though in the past I did, to this day I think my answer would be: "NO, it would not be able to"
For if you serve for something (like when we were in their day to learn the 10 commandments) here I leave:
"THE 5 SECRETS OF A HAPPY WOMAN"
1. It is important to find a man who shares with you the responsibility and housework and have a good job.
2. It is important to find a gay man, you enjoy dancing, walking and make you laugh.
3. It is important to find a tender man who can be emotionally dependent without subordination and therefore you also do not lie.
4. It is important to find a man who is a lover and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is very, very, very important, these 4 men do not know each other.
(Note: My intention is not to leave these wonders of nature, calls men to the level of polish ... but I can hardly take their point of view)
Thursday, May 12, 2011
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always go against
promised to end this post I started writing A week ago? "10 days? ¿15? ... I do not know, I lost count, but today is not the time to see the light.
For once (and not a precedent) I will put some order into my chaotic life and I'll start where I have to start ... that need not necessarily be the beginning.
I had a long absence (for me if that was long ... Do not get so picky) could say it was because I met a wonderful person I have filled every minute of the day but ... has not been well, the reason for my procrastination has been a rupture. A separation hard, difficult and I hope there are no consequences in the future.
a couple of months ago I decided to break with nicotine, by the thing that fucked me enough that I banned smoking but were delighted that continue buying snuff. Vale So far so normal ...
Normally when someone stops smoking feels wonderful, it retrieves the taste, smell, it starts to have more lung capacity ... masters found in the glory ... this will usually spend 99.9% of the people who decide to quit ... because I'm the remaining 0.1% .
If yes, I take the opposite for the I even in this. Mesecitos often 2 (because I have more than 2 mesecitos without smoking) have past! Nicotine decided that if I left her, she was going to leave a series of parcel bombs all over my body ... the mother who enrolled, has been like the children in their first year of kindergarten (week if they are sick and week as well.)
I've almost set up a clandestine drug store at home ... the amount of pastis in all colors, flavors and formats prescribed me ... if this pal stomach that if this pa mucus, that if this pa fevers, if this pa unclog the pipes ...
As of now:
.- I still smoke
.- I love being surrounded by smokers (hueeelen than good!)
.- I almost Almost almost disengaged from the pastis
.- And, more important I think, I think I've stopped me ill (although I'm convinced it's because small and pass the chicken pox, measles, mumps, rubella, etc. etc. etc. and have been immunized)
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