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The mother, the best work of God and analysis

few old things are in the small library occupies a large place in my little room. There is such a worn magazine in 1979, some years ago bought my father to a man who broke, he began to finish off chairs, tables, books, magazines, and almost everything that could be sold to its former wealth.

is a fine magazine. When I found was in the cluttered library of my father, where sustraje and where never returned.
I return to it from time to time, especially in times when I remember my mother with nostalgia, as now.

From its yellow pages, read aloud

THE MOTHER

THE BEST WORK OF GOD
by Erma Bombeck

God, who was busy creating mothers, six days had already been working overtime when an angel appeared and said: "I
labored too, Lord.
And the Lord said:
- Have you not read the specifications to fill out the order? This creature has to be washed from head to toe, but not of plastic carry 180 movable parts, all replaceable, run on the basis of black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that disappears when you stand, a kiss can heal everything from a broken leg to a disappointed love, and six pairs of hands ...
And the angel confused noted:
- Six pairs of hands? That is not possible.
"No hands are the problem," added the Lord, but the three pairs of eyes.
- Is that for the standard model? "Asked the angel.
The Creator nodded.
-One to see through the door always ask: "Children! What are you doing there?" although I know very well. Another behind the head to see what he was worth ignoring, but you need to know. And, of course, the foremost, to look at a child in trouble and say, without uttering a word: "I understand, son, and I love you" .
The angel pulled at his sleeve and said softly:
"Better you go to bed, sir. Tomorrow is another day ...
I can not. And besides, I lack little. I did one that cures itself when patient, who is able to feed a family of six with only half a kilo of ground beef and persuade a boy of nine years to be still in the shower. Slowly
angel turned around one of the maternal models.
"It seems too sensitive," he said with a sigh.
- But it is very tough! "God said excitedly You have no idea what he's capable of doing and coping.
- Can you think?
"Sure. And reason and compromise.
Finally, the angel bent over and ran a finger across the cheek of the model.
- have a leak!
"It's not a leak. It's a tear.
- What for? "
-To express joy, sorrow, disappointment, grief, loneliness and pride.
"You're a genius, Lord.
And God, with a profile of sorrow, observed:
"I did not put it on.